Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.