Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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I mean cry me a river river right

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What's tennis players favourite city?

Volley wood!