Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

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Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

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What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!