Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

What's tennis players favourite city?

Volley wood!