What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

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What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.