What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.