What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights