Skinning the vegan.
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Because nothing gets under their skin.
A leperd
Foreskin. Budam tss
He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
I'm just asking for a friend)
A hue man.
A carpet.
One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.
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Maybe it's maple leaf.
Au-burn
A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain
A Sioux Flay
Jar Jar Binks
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Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
Oinkment.
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Evo-lotion.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Because they get under your skin.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
Pore resolution
Please step out of the vehicle sir."
Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!
When food tastes so good.
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
His grades were below sea level
What son *Dad cries with joy
Antique farm equipment.
Because air is free
Because they always want to be right.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
E.T. the extra testicle.
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Hey, pho queue, dude
