Skinning the vegan.
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Because nothing gets under their skin.
A leperd
Foreskin. Budam tss
He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
I'm just asking for a friend)
A hue man.
A carpet.
One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.
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Maybe it's maple leaf.
Au-burn
A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain
A Sioux Flay
Jar Jar Binks
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Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
Oinkment.
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Evo-lotion.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Because they get under your skin.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
Pore resolution
Please step out of the vehicle sir."
All they ever say is Mao.
A catastrophe !
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Arman.
He went at night.
Because they kept throwin shade
Left Out
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."
It was in A-minor
A Minor
Lightbulb.
GRRAAAAINS!!