Skinning the vegan.
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Because nothing gets under their skin.
A leperd
Foreskin. Budam tss
He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
I'm just asking for a friend)
A hue man.
A carpet.
One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.
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Maybe it's maple leaf.
Au-burn
A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain
A Sioux Flay
Jar Jar Binks
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Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
Oinkment.
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Evo-lotion.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Because they get under your skin.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
Pore resolution
Please step out of the vehicle sir."
A: Kitty Perry
A visit from the cops.
He paints his hooves red.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
Because he tasted funny!
Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.
Abort mission!
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
It's near-humerus.
Because the didn't have the guts to do it.
You're cut off."
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
When the big hand touches the little hand.
A personal space man
Waiting for him to show up.
They always leave a piece of themselves behind.