Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.