Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.