How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

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Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.