How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."