How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.