How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.