How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.