How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...