How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.