How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

How do cows measure time?

In mooments