How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.