How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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How do you measure how sad someone is?

With a blues scale

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.