How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

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Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.