What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.