What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.