What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.