What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!