What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.