What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What is hillybillys fantasy?

S&ampM . . . . .. Sister and Mother.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!