What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.