A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
Give her the dong.
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
A: Pretty hot
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
A banana in the washing machine.