What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.