What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.