Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.