Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!