Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

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Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.