What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.