What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Lancelot Jokes More Lancelot Jokes

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.