What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.