What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!