What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

Lancelot Jokes More Lancelot Jokes

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.