What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!