he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
Because every day is a sadder-day.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Because if they close the other, they can't see!
Because there are eyes everywhere!
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
Because they don't have any feet!
Because she wants to rise and shine.
One brightly shines...
The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."
Get bent!