Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Beam Jokes More Beam Jokes

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!