Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.