A: They don't have balls to scratch.
He rubbed him the wrong way.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
So they have something to do at night.
Another day.
That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "
A man holding an aardvark.