Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.