Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch