Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.