Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.