Because their pecker is on their head.
And why is she wearing my underpants
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
Toucan
John is a bird.
Facial Hare
A brick to the back of his head should do it.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Dreamcatchers
Chernobyl fall out.