What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!