What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish