What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys