What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.