What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.