What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

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What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.