Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails