Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What do you call a bird that lives underground ?

A mynah bird !

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Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.