Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

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What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.