What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.