What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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What do you call banana shoes?

Slippers.

What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.