What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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Ecru, Brute "

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A Slipper. :D

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!