What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.