What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers! :D

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

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Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.