What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Slipper Jokes More Slipper Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What's dry but slippery?

A slipper

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!