Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Weiner Dog Jokes More Weiner Dog Jokes

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Long Little Doggy Jokes More Long Little Doggy Jokes

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".