Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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They like to get a long little doggie.

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.