What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!

What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!