What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

Virginia Jokes More Virginia Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!