What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Could you cry me a beer

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either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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I-scream!

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Someone's losing a trailer.

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One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

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If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!