How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.