How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!