How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

Strain Jokes More Strain Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.