How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"