How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice