How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"