How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.