How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.