How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.