Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.