Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts