Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.