Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts