How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

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What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.