How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

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How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting