How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

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What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them