19 Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

19 Kid Jokes More 19 Kid Jokes

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.