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19 Kids and Counting
There's 19 of them
She had a 19" rack.
19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/
19 . Got a problem with that?
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
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She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
They never get old
Abortions.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
One prick...and it's all over.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
4 or 5.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
Chase it round the garden