19 Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

18 Year Old Jokes More 18 Year Old Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

19 Kid Jokes More 19 Kid Jokes

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !