19 Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

18 Year Old Jokes More 18 Year Old Jokes

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"