19 Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Josh Duggar Jokes More Josh Duggar Jokes

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.