How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

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What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.