How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Why was 6 afraid of 5?

Because 7 8 9

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!