How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.