How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!