How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".