How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows