Because no one else will do it for them !"
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
It swags its tail.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale