Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.