Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.