Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.