Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1