Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
I'm not sure, but I know
It won't be long now...
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
A: He's been chasing parked cars.
Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.