Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!