Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.
I'm not sure, but I know
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
Mosquitoes
A: Five after one.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)