Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...