Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
because she was fish tailing!
A palindromedary.
I don't know. They've never tried.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...