Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.