Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd