Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)