What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.