What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What does a food lover do when they try a new food?

They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.