What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids