Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.