Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.