Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...