Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.