Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu