Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.