What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary