What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern