What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)