What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.