What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.