What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men