What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

What do cancer cells do when they get bored?

they get jobs

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.