What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

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What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary