What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.