What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary