Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
One day she'd just had un uf.
Just run for office!
Me: You mean after I die, right
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Danke!
An incongruity between expectation and result.
