What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus