What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary