What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!