What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!