What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.