Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.