Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

Thoreau some mo'