A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Dam.
Somebody shot his dog
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
Thoreau some mo'