Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

Thoreau some mo'