Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

Thoreau some mo'

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday