Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

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