Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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NOICE!!!!

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They don't want to!

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It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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Because he thought it wood look better!

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I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

Thoreau some mo'

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.