Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

Thoreau some mo'

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.