How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top