What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!