What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescendant con descending.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!