What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.