What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.