What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.