What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.