What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.