I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
It's testicle physics.
The ova achiever
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Only one in a million actually works.
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
The sock under my bed.
the spermutations.
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
You break it up.
because the owner will tell you
I want hue.
Because they Neverland
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
The baconator
Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
1: GENIUS!
Because it was Meloncholic
Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES
Sears.
An illumi-hotty!
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
