I put on the wrong socks this morning.
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Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
It's testicle physics.
The ova achiever
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
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Only one in a million actually works.
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
The sock under my bed.
the spermutations.
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Civic doody.
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A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
He was always drinking on the job
Sperm banks.
A girl who can run faster than her brothers.
Because it was ripped.
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
Damn, son. It's about time!
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
His clean fingers.
