I put on the wrong socks this morning.
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Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
It's testicle physics.
The ova achiever
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
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Only one in a million actually works.
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
The sock under my bed.
the spermutations.
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."
It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.
Because he Neverlands.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
When you ask them "2+2 is ?":
Nah I'ma stay"
The ones that are hot don't last as long
It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.
Pants.
One holds photos The other holds five
you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
River banks
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
