What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

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How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.