What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.