What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.