What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice