What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"