What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.