Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.