Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

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What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.