Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"