Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut