What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

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Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.