Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.