Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.