Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.