Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.